Pete -— If he's treating you bad, if he's driving you mad, my girl
Just pack your bags - you can - and say to that scummy man
If he's making you cry, making you sigh, don’t you wonder why
You’re giving all your precious love to someone that I… I couldn’t find to
Give any better advice to
Kate -— Rot in jail, you cunt. Rot, rot, rot, rot, rot there forever now.
P. -— So he's making you sad, making you cry
K. -— Sonny and Cher, we’re not.
P. -— Oh no, we’re not, and we never will be
But I will be waiting for you beneath the old oak tree
K. -— What oak tree?
P. -— The oak tree!
K. -— Your such a liar! Such a liar, such a liar, and a fantasist.
P. -— La la la la…
K. -— Don’t la la me!